Not everyone appreciates a skinny Dandy...

...but for those of us that do, read on!

Ian Whitcomb - "Dance and Grow Thin" (Words/Music by Irving Berlin)
This Ian Whitcomb track was produced by Neil Innes. Here's Neil's group:
Bonzo Dog Band - "Cool Britannia"

Peter O' Toole:


O' Toole with drinking buddy Richard Harris:


Robert de Montesquiou:


Bowie:








David Bowie - "Waterloo Sunset"

Willy DeVille:


The kid from Death in Venice, with Visconti:


Kenneth Tynan


Billy Childish:



It's not sirwilliam, its Blixa Bargeld:


Einstürzende Neubauten - "Winnetou Walzer"

The absolutely fabulous Patrick McDonald:






There is another East Coast man who is similar to Patrick McDonald -- Cator Sparks. No photo of Cator will be found here. Cator and Patrick are both skinny social butterflies who favor hats and sideburns. Both seem to have no visible means of support. Cator has, in the past, called himself a dandy. I think he should start calling himself an ex-dandy. He seems to have given up, and increasingly wears jeans, t-shirts, and tennis shoes. A true dandy is a dandy for life. I can't imagine Patrick McDonald appearing in public in jeans, t-shirt, and tennis shoes. I know that I never would, since I do not own ANY jeans, t-shirts, or tennis shoes.

Salvador Dali:


John Waters:



Two skinny bastards -- the infamous foto of me and John Waters:


Skinny ManWoman...

I always get thinspiration Gemma Ward and Lily Cole confused, but I think this is Lily:


Jerry Hall, and some skinny/creepy woman:


Ralph Lauren woman's collection. Note that it features a REAL top hat:


Hey Ralphie Baby, here's another fab skinny man's look, to inspire you: